Johanes Ribli Gorilla Motivation: Quotes About Stupid, Quotes for Stupid, Quotes on Stupid

Johanes Ribli Gorilla Motivation:

Best Quotes About Stupid

“Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all, intelligence has its limits.”

Best Latest Quotes About Stupid

“Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.”

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign.”

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” ― Will Ferrell

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” ― Rita Rudner

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

Best Quotes About Stupid

“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”

“I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.”

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ― Phyllis Diller

“Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.”

Inspiring Quotes On Stupid

“Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.”

Inspiring Quotes For Best Stupid

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” ― Erma Bombeck
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods, and you’ve lost, and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”
“I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise.” 

Inspiring Quotes On Stupid

“Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.” ― Margaret Atwood
“You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.” ― Frank Zappa
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” ― Mark Twain

Best Stupid Quotes About Life

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

Latest Stupid Quotes About Life

“Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.”

“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”

“Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.”

“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”

Best Stupid Quotes About Life

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”

“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”

“Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backwards.”

“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought, which they seldom use.”

“Talk sense to a fool, and he calls you foolish.”

Interesting Funny Stupid Quotes

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”

Latest Interesting Funny Stupid Quotes

“Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.”

“Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.”

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

“I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”

Interesting Funny Stupid Quotes

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”

Best Quotes On Stupid

“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”

Best Funny Quotes On Stupid

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
“Against stupidity, the very gods themselves contend in vain.”
“I’m not crazy — I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.”
“Well, you know what they say: If you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me.”
“A woman is like a tea bag: You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”
“It is a wise man who knows where courage ends and stupidity begins.”
“Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.”
“Egotism is the anaesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.”
““He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.” 
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” 

Best Quotes On Stupid


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